Ten Lines in FIfty Shades of Grey You NEED to See Ian Somerhalder Say…

So, as part of my “Draft Ian Somerhalder for Christian Grey” campaign, I thought it might be useful to list some Christian Grey lines you desperately need to see and hear Ian Somerhalder say and perform.

Preferably to you personally, but if need be, to some other very very lucky bitch actor.

 

1. “Oh, fuck the paperwork.”

2. “You. Are. So. Sweet.”

3. “Oh, Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?”

4. “Laters, baby.”

5.”Breathe, Anastasia.”

6. “First, I don’t make love. I fuck … hard.”

7. “Because I want to do this with you, very much.”

8. “…I want you to willingly surrender yourself to me, in all things.”

9. “Ana, I’m going to make love to you now.”

10. Ā “Come for me, Ana.”

And those are just in the first couple of chapters!

Can anyone doubt the appeal of these novels?

Can anyone doubt how absofuckinglutely necessary it is to have Ian Somerhalder in this role? ???

OK, that’s enough Ian Eye Porn for this morning.

More to come laters, baby…

 

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